Head to Your Basement! Take Cover! It's Raining in Kansas City

If you are reading this tonight, you're probably bored out of your gourd while Bryan Busby, Katie Horner, Johnny the Jerk, news crews galore and Gary Leazak have all interrupted 'The Office', 'McDreamy', and everything else I like to watch on Thursday night tv. I realize that people might be in 'harms way', but seriously, we live in Kansas and Missouri and I guarantee at least 90.2% of the Channel 9 viewing area know what to do when a tornado is going to blow our home away.

Alerts are fine, but three hours?

Why can't they Live Doppler in the bottom left hand corner, jump in when something bad is near, and let me watch what I want?