Personally, I'd rather drink a razorblade milkshake than go to a Royals game. I'm serious. $10 beers, snoozer games, and now... watching a game in a construction zone? I'd rather wear shoes that make my feet hurt and sink a few martini's. Not to diss on the boys (?) in blue, but the only thing that I really like about going to the Royals are Dippin' Dots.

Since it's Thursday, raining, windy and gloomy... I've been on a tour of the Internets and found the 'Unofficial Blog to the Kansas City Royals' which looks like its posters are serious about the Royals (read: 'Royals Fanaticism Infused into my Wedding'). . From what I hear, the stadium is a total mess and pretty hard to navigate which makes the desire for me to about a -5 on a scale from 1-10.

Anywho, if you do plan on hitting a game in 2008 read this fantastic guide to getting around Kauffman that includes what tunnels to go through, what's missing, and this phenon called 'vomitories'...seriously folks.